Pumpin these out like a champ

Grub's dick was large and brown,like a toblerone. And like a toblerone getting shoved in his pooper,it hurt. Twilight screamed,crying, but getting a sick pleasure from it, "This is better than the holocaust!" he yelled. His pain made Grub harder, from 7 to 8 inches, "Good thing I had Gory suck all the shit out of your ass or this would be messy" Grub sn****red. He reached around,grabbing twi's 3 incher,had to pinch it between a finger and thumb,his whole hand would've squeezed the life out of it, the life and the cum. Didn't matter, as soon as he touched it, cum started leaking. "God you are a fucking lightweight!" Said Grub,taking his chocolate love log out of Twilights butt and sticking it in his mouth. "You can't play the guitar worth shit, let's see you play the rusty trombone!"

"Shut the fuck up you irrevellent cunt!" shouted EJR, still pounding away at her gigantic ass. "Well you got me talking about Batman..." Responded Ladystardust, groaning afterward from the amount of effort it took to say that sentence while bent over the bed. "I said take it bitch take it,then you started talking about Batman!" EJR said, his mexican lips dripping with sweat. "Well Batman said that once,uh huh huh huh" LSD chuckled, both from her being right, and at the size of EJR's penis, she got more pleasure from her dog. "Goddamn this is harder than picking cherries, fucking hell" EJR said quietly,he knew LSD couldn't hear him, she never did...
To be continued.

I tried my hand at what gagsy is doing Its good stuff.

Twilight arrived at Madii's house, he was invited a week ago,and finally got the money from the jewfagto get to Pittsburg ,had to threaten to blow up his bank..."Dammit I got distracted" he thought aloud,apparrently madii heard,she opened the door, wearing a True Blood sticker over each nipple...and nothing else. "Hello Twilight" she said,smiling her smile,the cunt knew how to get him hard. Twilight stammered trying,and failing, to withold his calm,cool demeanor. "Er,um,hi...Madii" Then Madii ate him with her monster of a vagina and got pregnant.

I'm Whoring myself for some cool people.
From Today the 24th to Sunday the 26th, a team called Ocean City Trinity is having a Devil may Cry marathon.
Right now,they are in the first half of DMC1 and progressing quickly.

And be sure to Donate to the American Suicide Prevention program,which is the point of this marathon.Click here to go to the stream.

Doloibded

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I think I did a pretty snazzy MSpaint job on all 3. Yes,that IS me.
ALSO NEW SIG,OLD ONE WAS TOO FANBOYISH! OMG SNWOYFIED OWN SIG,NO NEED FOR A THREAD!

My hands are cold,and that makes it hard to type.

Cute kittey, he looks so majestic...

Goddammit humanity...