I tried my hand at what gagsy is doing Its good stuff.

Twilight arrived at Madii's house, he was invited a week ago,and finally got the money from the jewfagto get to Pittsburg ,had to threaten to blow up his bank..."Dammit I got distracted" he thought aloud,apparrently madii heard,she opened the door, wearing a True Blood sticker over each nipple...and nothing else. "Hello Twilight" she said,smiling her smile,the cunt knew how to get him hard. Twilight stammered trying,and failing, to withold his calm,cool demeanor. "Er,um,hi...Madii" Then Madii ate him with her monster of a vagina and got pregnant.