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LOZ - Twilight Problem LOZ - Twilight Problem

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

That was awful

Just straight up unfunny. Got too much shit going on at once, like you keep throwing jokes at us hoping something hits.
And nothing does.
Oh look they fell, then its zant doing stuff, then it's oocaa (XDDD it's scuuuury O_o) then zant rocks out for no reason then midna starts reading then a beach ball burns her book RANDUUUUM JOOOKE ^_^

Sonic X: Cosmic Chase Sonic X: Cosmic Chase

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

An empty feeling

First off, Sonic X Cosmic Battle was my favorite flash when I first joined newgrounds.
I waited and waited for this to come out.
And now it has.
And it's...mediocre. Just incredibly mediocre.
You know what my favorite part of the trailer was? That brief shot if the city burning, and Shadow standing next to the chaos monster looking all badass.
What did that amount to in the flash? I dunno, backstory I guess, a Dragonball Z like boost to Sonics Morale.
Back in 2007, you made a news post regarding CC, that 1 minute of animation was left.
1 minute took you 3 fucking years
You know what happens in 3 years, atleast relatable to this? 3 Pixar movies came out.
Wall E, with particle effects out the ass and an incredibly charming love story
Up, another charming story with beautiful colors and tear jerking beginnings and endings.
Toy Story 3, another film with sentimental value to me, but this one delivered.
And in those 3 years? You completed 1 minute of animation.
While it is frame by frame animation, it's still just 1 minute of animation.
You lazy fuck.
Maybe it's just me. I was a rabid sonic fan in 2007, as you can tell by the name. But I still like a good kickass action flash, sonic or otherwise.
But still, 4 years of work, does not equal a weirdly drawn 7 minute animation

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Sonic Shorts: Volume 4 Sonic Shorts: Volume 4

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

oh hey, awful as always

The main problem is that none of these shorts are funny. You got fart jokes, sex jokes involving a 15 year old and a 12 year old, and jokes about someone getting scared,but OH WAIT, it was a guy in a costume.
Another big problem is that most shorts are not even about sonic, they're just slice of life situations with sonic characters.
Like the yogurt thing, just replace sally with luigi and sonic with mario, and boom, joke for a mario collab. Hell, I could do that in real life. Would the joke still make sense? Yes. Would it still be unfunny? Yes.

WHOOKOS Beta: Epis 2 WHOOKOS Beta: Epis 2

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Complete crap

Your drawing style is good, but derivitive, your characters would fit right in if they were stuck in a scott pilgrim book.
Your writing is what completely ruins this. This is just 10 minutes of poop and fart jokes. And jokes that aren't toilet humor are just unfunny RANDOM XDDDDDD jokes.
Your characters are boring and I would easily see these antics by watching my schools stoners fuck around.
For some reason these girls are hanging around with the school losers, and you drew and voiced them as the "Popular girl".

Street Fighter Club Street Fighter Club

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Just terrible

Horrid animation, awful drawing style, and every joke is just....WHAT THE FUCK.
Rina...just stick to your shitty voice acting

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WHOOKOS Beta: Epis 1 WHOOKOS Beta: Epis 1

Rated 2 / 5 stars


The animation was alright,but the Anime style doesn't allow for much expansion,the characters were boring to look at,and,while you reference it,not all "Jocks" are how you portrayed them. As said in many reviews,the voice acting was bland,and the jokes ranged from "eh" to "Who finds that funny?"
Also,stop responding to negative reviews with a bad attitude,just saying.

Ozy's Masterstroke Ozy's Masterstroke

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Kick ass

Dr.Manhatten moonwalking to smooth criminal is the coolest thing ive ever seen.

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zappawadda responds:

Damn...I feel special now.

Video Games XD Video Games XD

Rated 0 / 5 stars


OUtdated memes,and horrible animation.
I have to listen to this shitty animation while I type this cause you have no play or preloader.

Vaderkid123 responds:

You do know theres a button to shut the animation off right?

Bob The Magician Too Bob The Magician Too

Rated 3 / 5 stars


The animation is pretty good, but the arrow clicking is annoying.

TheCupcakeArmy responds:

I do that because I have seen so many reviews of movies where people say they didn't have enough time to read what they say.

A SlapHappy Quickie #7 A SlapHappy Quickie #7

Rated 4 / 5 stars


You crazy,crazy black man. How I wish these were true. Then the BBS would be a happier place...

tehslaphappy responds:

Maybe. :3